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มาวันนี้มีสื่อเผยออกมาแล้วว่า หลังจากที่เห็นหนึ่งในเป้าหมายไปเสือใต้เช่นนี้แล้ว? แล้วเสี่ยหมีแสดงปฏิกิริยาอย่างไรกับ Ron Gourlay
RON GOURLAY: Mr Abramovich, you wanted
to see... Oh my god! I’m so sorry, I’ll come
back later!
ROMAN ABRAMOVICH: Do not be alarmed,
Ronald. And please do not make any sudden
movements. He startles easily.
RG: But… you’re… erm…
RA: Yes, I am stroking his hair. His lovely,
golden hair. It calms him down.
FERNANDO TORRES: (whispers) Hello,
Mr Gourlay.
RG: Er, hello, Fernando.
RA: Run along now, little Nando. Run along.
FT: (whispers) Goodbye, Mr Gourlay.
RA: (waits for door to close) I am sorry,
Ronald. I had hoped to have finished with
him by now, but the anxiety runs deep. I will
stroke him again later. Tell me, is it still
snowing outside?
RG: Yes, Mr Abramovich.
RA: I WANT SUNSHINE!
RG: I’ll make the appropriate calls,
Mr Abramovich. What was it that you wanted
me for?
RA: (sighs) I am sad, Ronald.
RG: Sad?
RA: Yes, Ronald. I am sad. I have tried all of
the usual remedies. I sacked one of the ground
staff for whistling out of tune; nothing. I had
Ross Turnbull incarcerated in the boiler room
for three days on trumped-up charges of high
treason. I didn’t even smile. I went and bought
one of the Shetland Islands. I do not even know
where the Shetland Islands are. I remain sad.
RG: What’s the problem, Mr Abramovich?
RA: It’s Pep Guardiola, Ronald. Why didn’t he
want to come and manage Chelsea? What did
we do wrong?
RG: Wrong, Mr Abramovich? You did nothing
wrong. He probably just likes beer. They do
very good beer in Munich.
RA: They do very good beer in London.
RG: Well… he probably just… erm… Oh, I don’t
know. He’s probably just mad.
RA: Ronald?
RG: Yes, Mr Abramovich?
RA: I think that you’re keeping something from
me. We had a saying in Saratov you know. “Gde
naхoditsa tualet.”
RG: What does that mean?
RA: Stop holding out on me or I will hang you by
your ankles and feed you to the pigs.
RG: Ah… you want me to be honest, Mr Abramovich?
RA: Yes.
RG: Are you sure? I do recall that Mr Villas-Boas
attempted this strategy once with limited success.
RA: You have my word, Ronald.
RG: Well, Mr Abramovich, you do sack a lot of
managers…
RA: And this is bad?
RG: It doesn’t endear you to other managers, no.
You sacked Jose Mourinho even though he’d won
the league twice in three seasons. You replaced
him with Avram Grant because you were friends
and you thought he needed cheering up. When
that didn’t work out, you hired Phil Scolari,
sacked him in the same season, started again in
the summer with Carlo Ancelotti and sacked him
a year after we’d won the double playing the best
football anyone’s seen here in decades. Then you
hired Andre, told him that you had his back and
that he needed to freshen up the squad, but you
didn’t have his back and you sacked him when it
got sticky. Then you gave the job to Roberto, he
won the Champions League and even that wasn’t
enough because you decided you wanted to sack
him as well. Now we’ve got Rafa, even though
we all told you that was a bad idea and-
RA: ENOUGH!
RG: I’m sorry, Mr Abramovich, but you did ask.
RA: They all failed me. ALL OF THEM! And yet,
this is not a difficult task.
RG: What isn’t?
RA: Football management.
RG: Erm, it is quite difficult.
RA: No, it is not, Ronald. I am giving serious
thought to doing it myself. I already have my
own scout and I have located the camping shop
where Arsene Wenger buys his special manager
coats. Come here. Look what I have done.
RG: If I come over there, you’re not going to
stroke my hair, are you?
RA: Are you anxious?
RG: A little, yes.
RA: Well, perhaps a stroke would help. But that
is not my intention. Look at this laptop. Look what
I have created. A squad filled will talent, a trophy
cabinet loaded with silver. The greatest football
team of all time, and I built it!
RG: (peers at screen): Is this Football Manager?
RA: (quietly): Yes.
RG: Have you cheated?
RA: I do not cheat. I merely take advantage of
situations.
RG: (clicks button): You seem to be in charge of
Chelsea, Manchester United, Barcelona and Real
Madrid all at the same time. If I click here, yes,
I thought as much. You’ve sold Chelsea all of their
best players for a pittance and, yes, you’ve sold
them back players that you don’t need for
astronomical sums.
RA: LIES!
RG: It says here that Barcelona bought Florent
Malouda for £145m.
RA: HE HAS A CROSSING OF 14! THAT IS FAIR
MARKET VALUE!
RG: Mr Abramovich, with all due respect, it’s
things like this.
RA: I BOUGHT THE GAME! I CAN PLAY IT HOW
I LIKE!
RG: Ok, Mr Abramovich. I’m going to leave
now.
RA: Fine. Go. I do not care. But do one thing
for me?
RG: Yes, Mr Abramovich?
RA: Send Benitez in. I think he needs to have
a look at this…
ขอขอบคุณ>>>http://www.chelsea.in.th
วันพฤหัสบดีที่ 17 มกราคม พ.ศ. 2556
ปฏิิกิริยาของเสี่ยหมี หลังจากที่กุนซือ Guardiola คุมเสือใต้!
